29 Hilarious BFF Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Cry

Ever scrolled through your phone, missing your bestie and wishing you had the perfect witty line to send their way?

Well, buckle up buttercup, because you’ve landed in the right place!

I’ve been on a quest – a hilarious, tear-inducing quest – to round up the absolute best BFF quotes that are guaranteed to make you snort-laugh. And trust me, some of these have had me clutching my sides.

We all know that special kind of bond you share with your best friend.

It’s beyond just liking the same things; it’s about shared secrets, inside jokes that would make outsiders tilt their heads in confusion, and that unspoken understanding that just is.

And what better way to celebrate that glorious chaos than with some seriously funny words?

So, grab your beverage of choice, maybe text your partner-in-crime to join you, and let’s dive into this treasure trove of hilarious BFF-isms.

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The “We’re In This Together (Even If It’s Dumb)” Quotes

Let’s be real, some of our best memories with our BFFs involve questionable decisions.

You know the ones. These quotes perfectly capture that beautiful blend of loyalty and shared absurdity.

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Ain’t that the truth? IMO, personal space around snacks disappears with a true bestie.
“We’ll be best friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be new best friends.” – Because forgetting everything and starting fresh with your favorite person sounds kinda awesome, right?
“A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.” – And probably has the embarrassing photos to prove it.

“Best friends are like fat thighs. They stick together.” – Okay, this one always gets me. It’s just… so accurate!
“I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans after Thanksgiving dinner or our friendship.” – The struggle is real on both counts.
“We go together like drunk and disorderly.” – Oops? But hey, at least you’re not alone!

“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.” – Consider it a perk of the friendship.
“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.” – Slightly terrifying imagery, but you get the point!

The “Inside Jokes Only” Quotes

Ah, the sacred language of best friends: inside jokes.

These quotes tap into that unique world you’ve built together.

“Best friends: they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.” – It’s a testament to their bravery, really.
“If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.” – This is the ultimate trust test, people.

“We’ll be the crazy old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.” – Plotting our golden years of mischief now!
“I value our friendship like I value my Wi-Fi password. You better not change it.” – Priorities, people.
“You’re the ‘she’ to my ‘nanigans’.” – Because every good adventure (or potential disaster) needs a partner.

“Our friendship is like a fine wine. It gets better with age… and we get drunker.” – Cheers to that!
“I love that our awkwardness goes well together.” – Finally, someone who appreciates my unique brand of weird.
“You’re not just my best friend. You’re my human diary.” – Except you actually listen and don’t judge my questionable life choices too harshly.

The “Slightly Sarcastic But Totally Loving” Quotes

Sometimes, the best way to show affection is through a healthy dose of sarcasm. These quotes nail that perfectly.

“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we can be ghost friends and walk through walls and scare people.” – Sounds like a solid afterlife plan to me.
“You’re one of the few people I can tolerate for more than 24 hours.” – High praise, coming from an introvert like me.

“Thanks for being the reason I’m slightly less boring.” – You add the spice to my otherwise bland existence.
“It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, psycho, loving, caring, and smart. So, basically, you’re one of a kind.” – A backhanded compliment wrapped in love. Classic.
“We’ll be friends forever because you know too much.” – Yep, blackmail is a powerful bonding agent.

“I’m not saying you’re high maintenance, but our friendship comes with its own instruction manual.” – Worth it though, right?
“I don’t know what I did to deserve a best friend like you… probably something amazing.” – Modesty is overrated.
“You’re the sister I never wanted… but am eternally grateful for.” – Siblings by choice are the best kind.

The “Simply True and Heartfelt (with a Hint of Humor)” Quotes

Sometimes, amidst all the laughter, there’s just pure, unadulterated appreciation.

These quotes capture that sentiment with a touch of our signature humor.

“A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.” – They’re the real MVPs.

“Life is better with true friends.” – Preach! And even better with the hilarious ones.
“Good times + crazy friends = amazing memories.” – Our scrapbook is proof of this equation.
“Best friends are therapy you can have a drink with.” – And sometimes that’s exactly what you need.

“Thank you for being my unbiological sibling.” – Family doesn’t always come from blood.

So there you have it!

A glorious collection of 29 hilarious BFF quotes that I hope have brought a smile to your face and maybe even a tear or two (of laughter, of course!).

Go ahead, send one to your bestie right now. Let them know you’re thinking of them and appreciate their unique brand of awesomeness.

Because at the end of the day, having someone by your side who can make you laugh until you cry?

That’s a friendship worth its weight in gold (and maybe a few shared embarrassing stories). Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a text to send…