70+ Funny Yearbook Quotes for Seniors That’ll Make You LOL—Or At Least Snort Laugh

Let’s be real: yearbooks are 90% awkward photos, 9% signatures from people you barely know, and 1%—glorious, iconic, unforgettable senior quotes.

That one sentence under your name? It’s your last chance to make the whole school laugh (or at least raise an eyebrow).

So if you’re sweating over what quote to pick, you’ve officially come to the right place, my friend.

Whether you’re gunning for “Class Clown,” trying to out-sarcasm your bestie, or just want to leave your mark with something hilariously random, I’ve rounded up 70+ funny yearbook quotes for seniors that’ll have your classmates giggling long after graduation caps hit the floor.

So buckle up—this isn’t your grandma’s list of quotes (unless she was really funny, in which case… good for her).

Table of Contents

The Classic Sass Bombs

You know the vibe—bold, sarcastic, and just a little bit savage. These quotes? Chef’s kiss.

“I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.”
“Some graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.”
“I would like to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever invented copy & paste.”

“I finally learned how to write without copying from the board.”
“High school was easy. It was like riding a bike… except the bike was on fire, and the road was on fire, and everything was on fire.”
“I got a haircut and no one noticed. Story of my life.”

“I’m still waiting for the part of life where I actually use algebra.”
“If you’re reading this, I finally passed math. Miracles do happen.”

Bold, right? But hey, go big or go back to 9th grade.

The Pop Culture Drop

You want relevance? You got it. These quotes scream “I have Wi-Fi and I’m not afraid to use it.”

“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?” — Kim Kardashian*
“I understood that reference.” — Captain America (probably)

“It’s not a phase, Mom. It’s a lifestyle.” — Every emo kid ever
“They asked me to write something. So I wrote something.”
“Some people graduate with straight A’s. I am not one of them.”

“Live your life like you’re the third Hemsworth brother—mysterious, underappreciated, and possibly fictional.”
“Achievement unlocked: Survived high school.”

BTW, if your sense of humor is half TikTok, half Tumblr—this section’s your soulmate.

One-Liner Mic Drops

Short, savage, and straight to the point. These are for those who believe less really is more.

“I’m 100% certain that I’m 0% sure of what I’m doing.”
“Too cool for school, still not cool enough for college.”

“Born to stand out. Also born late to first period every day.”
“Somehow, I made it.”
“Sincerely didn’t try and still survived.”

“This quote left intentionally blank.”
“Can I take a nap now?”
“Hi, Mom.”

Ever wondered how little you can say and still be iconic? Now you know.

The Self-Roast Specials

Who needs haters when you’ve got yourself? These are perfect if you like your humor with a side of humble pie.

“Graduated by accident.”

“I came. I saw. I barely passed.”
“I had a really good quote, but then I forgot it.”
“Wasn’t it Napoleon who said ‘C’s get degrees’?”

“I didn’t choose the late life. The late life chose me.”
“Senioritis: The real pandemic.”
“They told me I wouldn’t amount to much. Still TBD.”

“I peaked in the attendance record.”

FYI, if you’re the kind of person who laughs when you trip on a flat surface, these are for you. 🙂

The “Too Honest” Quotes

Some might say TMI, but we call it authenticity. You’ll definitely get a few side-eyes—and a lot of laughs.

“I ate my homework more times than the dog did.”
“If I had a dollar for every time I skipped class, I’d still be broke. But like, less broke.”
“They said I couldn’t do it. So I didn’t.”

“Thanks to all the teachers who never gave up on me… even when I gave up on myself (and occasionally on homework).”
“Not gonna lie, I don’t remember anything before junior year.”
“This quote was due last week.”

Real talk: high school’s hard. Honesty just makes it funnier.

Nerdy, Geeky, and Proud

Who says nerds can’t be hilarious? These quotes mix brains with banter.

“I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate.”

“Ctrl + Alt + Del: My approach to school.”
“Error 404: Motivation not found.”
“According to my calculations, I’m done.”

“I would make a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.”
“I graduated. Time to level up IRL.”
“I majored in memeology.”

Ever stayed up till 3 a.m. arguing about Star Wars plot holes? Same. Welcome home.

The Overachiever’s Inside Joke

Sometimes, the funniest quotes come from people who crushed high school—but still don’t take themselves too seriously.

“I came. I conquered. I complained the entire time.”

“4.0 GPA, 0 idea what I’m doing next.”
“I peaked academically. It’s all downhill from here.”
“I tried to be normal once. Worst five minutes of my life.”

“They said I could be anything, so I became exhausted.”
“Class president. Debate champ. Sleep-deprived zombie.”
“Straight A’s, crooked sleep schedule.”

Just because you’re smart doesn’t mean you can’t be a total goofball. It’s called range.

Quotes with Unexpected Twists

Start normal, end ridiculous. These are for those who love a good fake-out.

“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams… but I believe in naps more.”

“Hard work always pays off… unless it’s group work.”
“Be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then always be Batman.”
“Follow your dreams. Just not the ones where you show up to school naked.”

“Be the change you wish to see in the world… or at least change your underwear regularly.”

See what I mean? Curveballs make people laugh. Keep ’em guessing.

The “Wait, What?” Category

Some quotes are just… so weird, they’re kind of genius.

“I spent four years preparing for this quote.”
“No quote. I’m just here so I won’t get fined.”
“Potato.”

“This is my legacy.”
“I paused my game for this.”
“Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because it’s graduation and you still don’t know how to do taxes.”